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Anonymous Chemist | March 03, 2020 | 2 4

I have some information on Cannalysis. I currently still work here but am hoping to find another job soon. There is no way they make it another couple months without getting shut down. We supposedly raised 22M from a bunch of Chads from NY, a bunch of hedge fund guys that know nothing about the cannabis industry. As it readies a test for vaping additives, cannabis testing company Cannalysis raises $22.6 million – TechCrunch.

 

The only problem is it wasn't 22M and they never got all the money. It was a con job from the start. That was the claim to the press so they could act like this big deal got done. Since these guys have came in they screwed all the employees who had any type of stock options. They also pressured us to manipulate lab results, pass things that were failing and increase potency numbers beyond the actual amounts. One of Founders, Brian Lannon, was fired in October. You should definitely talk with him. I hear he's about to sue them for stealing his stock and screwing him royally. The other and most important person that quit was our CSO Swetha. Everyone in the industry knows her, she is really bright, trained most of the staff, has high moral standards and was the only one who actually knew what was going on here at a high level.

 

She quit after also getting screwed and getting pressure to manipulate lab data. She was not willing to cheat for the new investors. She was very against doing anything to break any of the rules and we are all sad that she left. There is no one here to keep up with the quality control and the validation the BCC requires, everyone that could do it quit or was fired. They just laid off another group of us lab employees who they feel won't just do as they say. We are all scared by the new CEO and looking for new jobs. The current situation is a disaster, the lab director was fired too. Now we are getting pressure to deliver as high of potency numbers as possible and to run samples over and over and report the highest number. We even run some samples so many times until theres none left so we can not have to report the test to the BCC. The sales team is guaranteeing potency numbers above certain levels for clients willing to pay more. Not to mention when a client has a clean r&D management has guaranteed they will pass compliance. All this is going to blow up soon.

 

They are offering the lowest prices to get as much testing in and passing everything. I am shocked by this behaviors, especially with all the other labs that have been shut down before and the recalls that happened from all the brands. I want you guys to be able to break this story so that when Cannalysis gets shut down, you heard it from Blacklist first. I'm hoping to have a new job before we get shut down and make the news for all the recalls. Ask any of the people who left Cannalysis recently what is going on over and here and they will tell you.

Comments(7)

  • Mar 03, 2020, 08:42 PM  Reply

    Wow, my post came back up. I’m looking for a job if anyone has one for me.

  • Mar 04, 2020, 01:45 AM  Reply

    Great job guys! Our ads our working.

  • Mar 04, 2020, 02:34 AM  Reply

    Wooohooo. We get a break on getting hammered on this site

  • Mar 04, 2020, 03:03 AM  Reply

    You all suck, only SC labs is awesome. Hope you all get microbial infections

  • Mar 04, 2020, 04:20 PM  Reply

    Anonymous Mar 03, 2020, 08:42 PM

    Wow, my post came back up. I’m looking for a job if anyone has one for me.

    We have a sales job for you

  • Mar 09, 2020, 08:00 PM  Reply

    Need a lab to start falsifying results now that cannalysis is getting screwed hmu!

  • Apr 04, 2020, 04:05 AM  Reply

    Anonymous Mar 04, 2020, 04:20 PM

    We have a sales job for you

    didnt you guys get sued and all your former employees trashed you online for falsifying results lol

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